Tell Me About Yourself

First Name:

Last Name:

Sex:
male
female
all of the above
don't know

Do you have any accounts at financial institutions? yes no

If yes, may I have some money? yes no

If yes, enter:
name of financial institution
account number

In-Depth Information

Section 1

The following series of questions are to determine your basic character attributes. If some of them seem too personal and/or embarassing to send in an e-mail, just whisper them to me in class.

You greatest concern is

1. global warming.
2. international terrorism.
3. human rights.
4. earning enough money to eat at McDonald's.
5. earning enough money at McDonald's.
6. your hair.
7. getting a date for Saturday night.
8. other

If you went completely insane you would

1. blow up a federal building.
2. join Saddam Huessein's army.
3. mutter obscenities under your breath in the check-out line at Walmart while wearing boxer shorts on your head.
4. listen to Rush Limbaugh daily.
5. get married again.
6. would not change a bit.
7. other

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   Section 2

   The following section deals with the choices you would make if you were stranded on the stereotypical desert island and could have only one of a certain type of object for a long, long time.

   If you were stranded on a desert island, what one

   book would you want with you?
   

   movie would you want with you?
   

   person would you want with you?

   1. Jesus the Christ
   2. Thomas Paine
      
   3. Albert Einstein
   4. The Marquis de Sade
   5. Gilligan
   6. The Skipper
   7. The Professor
   8. Mary Ann
   9. Ginger
   10. other:

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   Section 3

   The following section involves actions you would take or decisions you would make in a series of hypothetical situations.

   If you were the President of the United States, you would

   1. balance the federal budget.
   2. indiscriminately launch thermonuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles.
   3. do nothing ...all day...every day.
   4. stay home and watch the kid because your wife is really the only one in your family qualified to be President.
   5. get a date for Saturday night.
   6. other:

      If you won a lottery for $50 million, you would

      1. establish a charitable foundation to help those less fortunate than yourself.
      2. pay all your outstanding bills.
      3. continue to work just to irritate your boss and coworkers.
      4. get that car you've always wanted.
      5. get that therapy you've always wanted.
      6. buy 5,000,000 brown shirts with red armbands and annex the Sudetenland.
      7. finally get a date for Saturday night.